Orbitation

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Module LH81 - Hokkien 101

Children is gina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is Kia
Give birth is seh kia
Furniture is Ikea
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
Country name is Czechoslovakia
Puppy is gao kia
Kitten is ngiao kia
Chicken is kuey kia
Pig is ter kia
H/phone is nokia
I'm Hokkien kia,
Malay is huan kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is t'ng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad Guy is phai kia

& Good Guy is ho kia


Person who reads this message is gong Kia

If you laugh, you are Siow Kia

Monday, November 28, 2005

Before Christmas



The fish tank that I have at home.

Will likely revamp this one after christmas but I'm keeping it now for the white sandy look.

It's a white christmas.

Of something foreign and belated birthday greetings

"I guess you've went there and caught something"

Well, I guess so, duh?

"Hmm.. Let's see.. Looks like you caught something foreign"

"WHAT!!!!! Doc, I didn't go there to... I mean... even.. well.. I didn't.." My voice somehow lost it's direction and got lost.

"Ha.. no.. no.. it's just a foreign flu bug. What were you thinking? You body is built and accustomed to the local bug variant and you could have caught a variant that you have a problem fighting."

And he just sniggered to himself.

To add a final jest, he commented, "Need an MC for your MO?"

"No, Doc", I said with a straight face. "I have finished my NS a long time ago, and I'm studying now, thus I have the time to go overseas with my girlfriend. And I don't play the piano."

"Ha, I know that. Here, take this concoction of medicine and you'll be up in a jiffy"

This time around, both of us sniggered.

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Happy birthday bud, sorry to miss it for yet another year.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

I wonder...

why some men cannot urinate properly. Whenever I go to a public toilet, I always, always see the few drops of ammonia-rich urine on the floor, short of a few centemeters away from the urinal. Why can't men stand closer to pee? I don't care if back in the NS you are a sniper and can easily shoot an ant running on a tree branch 1 kilometer away, with one arm tied behind your back while munching Double-Decker crackers, when you pee you put your gun right at the target and shoot. Don't hit innocent bystanders, got that, soldier?

-and-

why some women cannot bother to take out the EZ-Link card from their bags to tap at the gantry gate of the train station or at the exit of the bus. Some of them will take the bag, use it to "magically" tap the machine. Nope. Turn the bag around, tap. Nope. Shake the bag, tap. Nope. Shake the bag again and look bewildered at why the stupid machine built by so much of the tax-payers' money cannot scan through the bag's leather, her cosmetics, purse, tampon pack, keys, files, photos, jacket/cardigan, notebook, mp3 player, evian water bottle and the patridge in the pear tree, tap. Nope. Collapses on the floor, kneeling, face in hands, crying at the cruel world, at why things in this epheremal mortal world is so unfair, tap. No, girl, still nope.

-lastly-

why do people like to do irrelevant things with their phones while in public areas? I have seen ALOT of cases of people doing unimportant things on the train. Show off that they have a phone? Or to tell people that they are one of us, those that have one. People deleting smses, re-reading smses, going through the obscure functions of the phone like security. When they get a call, they like to hold out the phone in their extented arm and stare at the phone's caller display intently for at least 3 to 4 seconds, exhibiting an effort to try to perhaps, stare through the phone or possibly through the sheer will of the mind, command the phone to make a holographic image of the caller in glorious delicious 3D.


Seriously people, I wonder

A last look



One last look before I do a minor rescape. Anyway one of the fishes jumped out to it's death while I was away for the past few days. Sad.

I just can't get used to it

I didn't thought I will post this up, but I guess it's inevitable. Just like how Neo has to save Zion from the machines and what Superman did to prevent Doomsday from killing mankind, I have to write about the one thing I still cannot get used to after living in the hostels for almost one and a half years.

There are alot of people out there who have problems with living in a hostel, but I guess I am still ok. I mean, sharing a toilet and the showers with alot of people is pretty much common place for the guys in the army. Not that I am very comfortable being wedged between 2 naked bodies, seperated by just a thin piece of wood, nor am I utterly at ease listening to the guy next to me re-composing Beethoven's Symphony Number 5 with this, well shall we say, splashing sounds. But I guess you can get used to such stuff.

However, there is one thing that I still awkward about and that is about the washing and hanging of laundry in the hostel. It all started one day when I noticed a pair of floral patterned panties creamed in a tinge of light blue hanging out of my neighbour's laundry line. Now, I do not condone such practices of man to "experiment" but I also do not interfere so long as I don't see him wearing it. Then after sometime did I realize that he is probably washing his girlfriend's clothes, but come on, don't hang your dirty linen in public, yeah? If you wanna wash it for her, go ahead, be a nice guy and do it but after taking it out of the washer, please hang in on her clothes line.

And I got a secret to let it out, though I guess all of you had committed the same sin before. Yes, I admit it. I do look at the clothes being hung out to dry, be it guys... and.. yes.. and the girls.

Come on, I really try hard not to, but the more you try to avoid looking at it, the more it itches at the corner of your eye, and sometimes you just give in. It's kinda innocent anyway, so long as you don't pick one up and run off with venomous, perverted glee.

It's weird. Really really weird for me. And I'll never get used to seeing girls hanging their lingerie out when I'm walking by. Some do purposely hang the normal clothing items but others don't give a hoot and hang their special category of clothings in the most normal of faces.

Then came the day when I walk innocently past a girl's room and noticed, horrors of all horrors, that all she hung were lingerie!! 3 clothes line worth! My god.. all white lacy ones. Does any girl really wear all that much? Don't they itch?! Won't her neighbours feel weird too? Or did all of them wear the same ones and wash it together? And how can I avoid looking at her in a different way? How can I not picture her in it? Argh!!

I laid staring at the ceiling in bed and till now, I simply can't get used to it.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Wonder

I sit by the sidewalk and wonder why am I not asleep at 4 in the morning.

Maybe I'm just tired

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Wizard of Oz

I look at my literature notes and wonder why the hell did I decide to take it up. I mean, I understand the basic lexicon that are sprouted around every now and then but beyond that, I feel like I'm scarecrow, asking the lion and tinman to accompany me look for a brain.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Here fishy fishy