I wonder...
why some men cannot urinate properly. Whenever I go to a public toilet, I always, always see the few drops of ammonia-rich urine on the floor, short of a few centemeters away from the urinal. Why can't men stand closer to pee? I don't care if back in the NS you are a sniper and can easily shoot an ant running on a tree branch 1 kilometer away, with one arm tied behind your back while munching Double-Decker crackers, when you pee you put your gun right at the target and shoot. Don't hit innocent bystanders, got that, soldier?
-and-
why some women cannot bother to take out the EZ-Link card from their bags to tap at the gantry gate of the train station or at the exit of the bus. Some of them will take the bag, use it to "magically" tap the machine. Nope. Turn the bag around, tap. Nope. Shake the bag, tap. Nope. Shake the bag again and look bewildered at why the stupid machine built by so much of the tax-payers' money cannot scan through the bag's leather, her cosmetics, purse, tampon pack, keys, files, photos, jacket/cardigan, notebook, mp3 player, evian water bottle and the patridge in the pear tree, tap. Nope. Collapses on the floor, kneeling, face in hands, crying at the cruel world, at why things in this epheremal mortal world is so unfair, tap. No, girl, still nope.
-lastly-
why do people like to do irrelevant things with their phones while in public areas? I have seen ALOT of cases of people doing unimportant things on the train. Show off that they have a phone? Or to tell people that they are one of us, those that have one. People deleting smses, re-reading smses, going through the obscure functions of the phone like security. When they get a call, they like to hold out the phone in their extented arm and stare at the phone's caller display intently for at least 3 to 4 seconds, exhibiting an effort to try to perhaps, stare through the phone or possibly through the sheer will of the mind, command the phone to make a holographic image of the caller in glorious delicious 3D.
Seriously people, I wonder
-and-
why some women cannot bother to take out the EZ-Link card from their bags to tap at the gantry gate of the train station or at the exit of the bus. Some of them will take the bag, use it to "magically" tap the machine. Nope. Turn the bag around, tap. Nope. Shake the bag, tap. Nope. Shake the bag again and look bewildered at why the stupid machine built by so much of the tax-payers' money cannot scan through the bag's leather, her cosmetics, purse, tampon pack, keys, files, photos, jacket/cardigan, notebook, mp3 player, evian water bottle and the patridge in the pear tree, tap. Nope. Collapses on the floor, kneeling, face in hands, crying at the cruel world, at why things in this epheremal mortal world is so unfair, tap. No, girl, still nope.
-lastly-
why do people like to do irrelevant things with their phones while in public areas? I have seen ALOT of cases of people doing unimportant things on the train. Show off that they have a phone? Or to tell people that they are one of us, those that have one. People deleting smses, re-reading smses, going through the obscure functions of the phone like security. When they get a call, they like to hold out the phone in their extented arm and stare at the phone's caller display intently for at least 3 to 4 seconds, exhibiting an effort to try to perhaps, stare through the phone or possibly through the sheer will of the mind, command the phone to make a holographic image of the caller in glorious delicious 3D.
Seriously people, I wonder
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