Orbitation

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Online doo-doo

A couple of webcomics I love.


Sinfest
is one of, if not the best webcomics I have read thus far. Superb drawing, sharp satires and great humour.

Thebookofbiff is loved by some and hated by others. A one panel comic that hits you right in the face.

Penny-arcade is one of the biggest gaming comics on the internet. It started out as a simple commentary cum comic site and it has now grown to a gigantic site that spawned a convention (Penny Arcade Expo, or PAX) and many other spin-offs.

Yes, you are right

Throughout my life I have been told that I am wrong, stupid, myopic, narrow-minded and insecure.

People ask me for my opinion so that they simply could refute whatever that I have said and tell me their version, which to them, is the universal and the only truth. Co-workers, friends, family members and even taxi-drivers hand me verdicts that found me guilty, questioning my logic and putting a menacing justification on my incapability.

Everyone has their different view point and how can anything be ever in black and white. Why can't we agree to disagree? I try to listen hard to the other person's viewpoints so why can't he/she just listen to mine? In our younger years teachers and people of higher authorities consider the expression of an alternative opinion an act of rebellion. Students then treat this as a form of subjugation.

I have this friend back in Secondary school that cannot take it that there is an alternative view. My ex-colleague is one that always starts his sentence with "No,..."

In the past, whenever someone declared my argument wrong, I would put up a fight and try to explain to him/her that there are always 2 sides to a coin and that other viewpoints can just be as legitimate. I soon realize that the argument would just degenerate to a battle of egos and turn everyone blind.

Nowadays when someone shuts off to whatever I (or others as well, on numerous occasions) have to say and openly argues back and starts to go hysterical about his/her stand, I have nothing else to do. I would just wait for an appropriate pause in the middle of the oration and walk away after looking at the person in the eye to say, "Yes, you are right."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Hi!

Am on MC today, so thought that I could have a quick one here.

I told my friends the other day that, at the beginning of a normal working day, I was reading some routine business reports disseminated by my GM. One of them reported a tanker of palm oil was hijacked off Somali waters.

Reading the report with interest, I suddenly heard my manager walking past and called out "Hijack!"

I jumped up like scrawny spiderman ready to splash balls of net at the would-be terrorist, when I saw my manager greeting my colleague, Jack.

Please, please, please, if you have a friend named Jack, don't ever bring him on a plane.

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*Realized this post was saved but not published. -_-"

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Let's walk



This road should be pretty good.

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Talking about roads, which are for vehicles or any object that is self-propelled and is generally accepted to be on wheels, let's talk about pavements.

Pavements are also, in the most general manner, taken to be for the following, People walking, People strolling or even People running/jogging. Due to some ambiguous definitions or just some people, cyclists have come into the fray.

I walk to my office from the train station and it is a short stroll. Give and take 15 minutes or so of leisure walking and I'd be plonking my meatless ass on my chair, ready to laze work the day away.

However there are ALOT of cyclists out there that make use of the narrow pavements and pedestrian walkways to commute to their work place. Around my office are littered with production factories and plants and alot of the workers travel on bicycles.

For a moment you can tell yourself that it feels like in China.

I don't know what else to say but to write this:

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An open letter to all cyclists.

Dear Friends of the Two-Wheel Clan,

I am writing this to highlight the injustice and the frustrations that we have been suffering for a very long time.

I know that the Two-Wheel Clan (and your affiliated Three-Wheel Tricycle Clan and the young wing of the Four-Wheel (Junior) Clan) is a formidable and powerful society in Singapore and I respect that it is anyone's choice to join.

However, your members have been portraying a very negative image of the society by their unruly and roguish behaviour while they are involved in the said society's activities.

When they travel on pedestrian walkways they assume that all non Two-Wheel Clan members ("pedestrians") are obstructions and must give way as they are below the stature of the society's members. As they approach a pedestrian from the rear, they will ring their bell incessantly, like a Taoist Master ringing his mythical bell to chase away the Chinese Zombies ("Jiang Shi"), expecting the pedestrian to get out of the way to allow the member to pass.

This behaviour is unbecoming.

The walkway is so called a pedestrian walkway is simply because it is meant for pedestrians. Two-Wheel Clan members have to understand that they cannot expect the pedestrians to get out of the way all of the time.

Many a times, on narrow walkways, the society member would ring his bell impatiently and wait for the pedestrian to walk off the pavement and onto the grass so as to let them through, all without a word of thanks.

In my 27 years of existential creation, I have only experienced one of your members conferring me a word of thanks as they cycle pass me. Surely it is not much to ask for a more gracious society?

As much as we give way out of courtesy (though more out of compelled decisions), we hope that your members will exercise courtesy and a sound sense of judgement.

Areas of Pasir Ris (among many others), have pioneered a new infrastructure where a special red cycling lane is paved specially for your members so that chances of the the beforementioned incidents will be reduced. Sad to say, it has met with little success. Many of your society members still cycle on the pedestrian walkway, defiant to the common logic and continue to ring their bells at common folks.

This cannot go on.

I beseech your members to rethink their conduct else it will only be a matter of time before we strike back. Already there are whispers that some of us will form a human barricade while listening to loud music on ipods so as to impede the travels of your members. And that is only the start. I heard keywords like "thumbtacks", "nails" and "sabotage" being carried around.

We must fix it before blood is shed.

Please, reconsider your conduct.

Your Sincerely,
Bao
Member of the Common Pedestrian Society.