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Mathematically:

The humour rating and the entertainment value of a joke (or a try-to-be-one) decreases due to a number of factors:

the closeness/familiarity between the joker and the jokee increases
the amount of time spent together increases
the amount of jokes said before is high

*There is a law of diminishing humour pertaining to the situation. As time goes by and the amount of jokes increases, the amount of humour and entertainment perceived increases significantly, and perhaps enjoy economies of scale due to the "splash-over" effect of previous jokes, but up to a certain peak, it will begin to drop in value and can often go into negative.

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I should try to submit this to get a Nobel.

100 Words: Colors and Sounds

The silver spoon clinked as the girl sets it on the saucer. Outside, the blue sea lapped the brown sands, hissing when the white foams retreated again.

Winds brushed the orange curtains and brought the bright chirps of the red robin into the pale creamy room while the girl raised her black coffee to her cherry-red lips and take a quiet sip.

The boy just stared at the dark brown eyes and sighed at the kaleidoscope of colors that he sees within them.

The boy and the girl embraced, and all you could hear were the beatings of one heart.

A new light

One of the best birthday present I have ever gotten.